Pincers

Pincers

Monday, April 20, 2009

Coolest mom ever!



if only the reason she is so cool wasn't that she had a kid when she was 16 :( it would be so cool to have/be a mom like that.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

AMAZING


this performance moved me: link

The Presidential Pirate Killer Chart

"How are you doing with all this pirate stuff? Here is a graph of pirates killed by each U.S. President since McKinley. But in case you hadn't heard, we did go to war with pirates twice in the 1800s."
*from link

if you can't see it: every other president: 0
Obama: 3

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

muwhahaha...


I want this to be my license plate! Or this:

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Proof



:) True dat

Awesome Video!



Who doesn't love this guy?

Friday, April 3, 2009

Celebrate the Gingers!!!

Gingerism (prejudice/discrimination towards redheads)
Red hair was thought to be a mark of a beastly sexual desire and moral degeneration. A savage red-haired man is portrayed in the fable by
Grimm brothers (Der Eisenhans) as the spirit of the forest of iron. Theophilus Presbyter describes how the blood of a red-haired young man is necessary to create gold from copper, in a mixture with the ashes of a basilisk.[47]
Montague Summers, in his translation of the Malleus Maleficarum,[48] notes that red hair and green eyes were thought to be the sign of a witch, a werewolf or a vampire during the Middle Ages;
Those whose hair is red, of a certain peculiar shade, are unmistakably vampires. It is significant that in ancient
Egypt, as Manetho tells us, human sacrifices were offered at the grave of Osiris, and the victims were red-haired men who were burned, their ashes being scattered far and wide by winnowing-fans. It is held by some authorities that this was done to fertilize the fields and produce a bounteous harvest, red-hair symbolizing the golden wealth of the corn. But these men were called Typhonians, and were representatives not of Osiris but of his evil rival Typhon, whose hair was red.
In modern-day UK, despite (or because of) being one of the places with the highest populations of redheads, the words "ginger" or "ginga" are sometimes derogatorily used to describe red-headed people, with terms such as "gingerphobia" (fear of redheads)
[49] or "gingerism" (prejudice against redheads)[50] used by the media. Redheads are also sometimes referred to disparagingly as "carrot tops" and "carrot heads". "Gingerism" has been compared to racism, although this is widely disputed, and bodies such as the UK Commission for Racial Equality do not monitor cases of discrimination and hate crimes against redheads.[50] A UK woman recently won an award from a tribunal after being sexually harassed and receiving abuse because of her red hair;[51] a family in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, was forced to move twice after being targeted for abuse and hate crime on account of their red hair;[52] and in 2003, a 20 year old was stabbed in the back for "being ginger."[53]
This prejudice has been satirised on a number of TV shows. The British comedian Catherine Tate (herself a redhead) appeared as a red haired character in a running sketch of her series The Catherine Tate Show. The sketch saw fictional character Sandra Kemp, who was forced to seek solace in a refuge for ginger people because they had been ostracised from society.[54] The British comedy Bo' Selecta! (starring redhead, Leigh Francis) featured a spoof documentary which involved a caricature of red-haired "Simply Red" singer Mick Hucknall presenting a show in which celebrities (played by themselves) dyed their hair red for a day and went about daily life being insulted by people. In real life, Hucknall has commented that derogatory references to his red hair are a form of bigotry.[55]
The pejorative use of the word "ginger", and related discrimination, was used to illustrate a point about racism and prejudice in the "Ginger Kids" episode of South Park.
Films and television programmes often portray school
bullies as having red hair;[56] for example, Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story or the O'Doyle family in the movie Billy Madison. Also, the bully character "Caruso" in "Everybody Hates Chris" is a redhead. However, children with red hair are often themselves targeted by bullies; "Somebody with ginger hair will stand out from the crowd," says anti-bullying expert Louise Burfitt-Dons. He goes on to say "redheads are most likely be successful in life." [57]



Red Hair festival
Redheadday is the name of a Dutch summer festival that takes place each first weekend of September in the city of Breda, the Netherlands. The two-day festival is a gathering of people with natural red hair, but is also focused on art related to the colour red. Activities during the festival are lectures, workshops and demonstrations. The festival attracts attendance from 20 countries and is free due to sponsorship of the local government.





LET US CELEBRATE THE GINGERS AND THEIR AWESOMENESS!!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Queenly tunes


"LONDON, April 1 (UPI) -- U.S. President Barack Obama and his family gave Queen Elizabeth II an iPod when they arrived Wednesday at London's Buckingham Palace.

The New York Times reported that a White House aide said the first family gave the queen an iPod loaded with video and photos of her 2007 trip to the United States, as well as Broadway show tunes.

The Obamas also gave the queen a rare songbook signed by Richard Rodgers, of Rodgers and Hammerstein, the newspaper reported.

In exchange, the queen gave the Obamas a silver-framed signed photograph, a gift she gives to all visiting dignitaries.

When British Prime Minister Gordon Brown visited the United States last month, Obama gave him 25 of his favorite movies on DVD."

This just seems really funny to me. Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod. (and he gave the Britsh Prime Minster the wrong format of DVDs for England)
Oh, Obama, you silly president, you

Point Joe

Photobucket

Monterey, CA. Funny :)

Happy April Fool's Day!

BBC's had some great April Fool's Day pranks:

In 1957, BBC news showed a fake documentary on how Swiss farmers were growing spaghetti trees. Although the premise is completely ridiculous, many called in requesting information about on how to grow one. Here is the footage:



In 2008, the BBC aired a fake documentary about the discovery of penguins that could fly. These are pretty great special effects.



Oh, those British...