Gloria Estefan: Pop star or Terrorist?

Her song "Rhythm is Gonna Get You" seems a little suspicious, wouldn't you agree? I mean here are some of the lyrics:
"In bed,
Pull the covers over your head,
and pretend that you are dead,
but the rhythm is gonna get you."

Well how freakin terrifying is that?!!! Doesn't that just scare you a ton? I believe that she had a secret plan to take over the world. Her co-conspirator's name was rhythm and so she decided to use this song to get people used to the idea of people saying that so when her plan was set forth (the signal was: "rhythm is gonna get you", of course) people would not think it was strange when someone started singing it with their ipod or something in.
That's just what I think

stuff :)

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=6974553
awwwwwwwwwwwww ITS ADORABLE!

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=6972529
you would think she would swim a little faster than she was lol

The cake is a LIE!

What is the origin of this internet fad? It's from the game Portal:

"You're a test subject that's working with new portal technology that works through a special gun. In order to test it, the company, Apeture Science, sends you through some rigorous test puzzles (about 18 or so, IIRC). Throughout the game, the main computer GLaDoS, tells you that after you complete all the test, you will be treated with cake.
As the screenshot showed, many of the insane who escaped pointed out that there is no cake, AKA the cake is a lie."
- Gamespot Forum

Now that you are armed with this new knowledge, go make silly pictures, like this:

i can't think of a title :)

ok so for the first one :( that is the most depressing comic ever (the kid grew up to work for the CIA interrogation department by the way, he got the torture methods down pretty well for a what? ten year old?)

and the next one: HOW SICK IS THAT?!!! People who make google pictures are so cool. I can honestly say I have absolutely no idea what it is for, but it looks cool and makes me feel happy :) (which is good considering i was feeling pretty down after the first comic there)

Ok Moses! C'mon! Wat's up with that?! No wonder people are like getting sick and stuff from stress, that stupid commandment was forgotten. No one told me Moses had memory problems. OH I GET IT! That's why he was in the desert for 40 years! He kept forgetting where he was going!

alright well:

P.S. Geez it's been a while since I last saw a looney toons cartoon!

Party like it's 1997

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The internet has come quite a long way since then...though our music has only gotten worse.
Viva la Backstreet Boys!

Fired

Word of the Day: "Fired"
The recession hits Star Wars.

Hula Hoops

Yes.

25 Things

Happy President's Day!

It is Valentine's Day.

aka
Single Awareness Day (SAD)

Many people complain about this holiday, but I don't. It gives me one more reason to eat chocolate. I've never really understood giving flowers, because you cannot eat them. They serve no purpose except to look pretty and then die 15 minutes later.
Chocolate, on the other hand, gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy.
And happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
*can you spot the Office and the Legally Blond references?

Oh Canada...

9 ways how [not] to Treat Women

Make me lasagna! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston

This is silly:

"One day when scientists, philosophers, and holy men come to a consensus on the meaning of existence, "Jennifer Aniston" will be at least the runner-up. On Saturday, she was the 23rd most searched-for term on the entire Yahoo! network, beating out such generic stalwarts as "weather" and — we're not kidding — "sex". The weird thing is, no one particular reason for the bountiful buzz seems to exist. Is it her 40th birthday? Her No. 1 movie? The possible "Friends" reunion? What about that heroic dog rescue? Or maybe it's a Jennifer Aniston world and we're just watching her live in it. Theories welcome."

from Yahoo Buzz: [link]

Just Dance

Flash mob: A flash mob (or flashmob^[1]) is a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual action for a brief time, then quickly disperse

Is just another peace of evidence that Facebook is taking over the world:

"LONDON, England (CNN) -- Thousands of dancers jammed a major London train station in a Facebook-driven "flashmob" mimicking an advertisement for a phone company."

Click the picture for the rest of the article.

I think this is hilarious! People should do one in San Francisco. It'd be awesome.

Also:

Why Taiwan Wins:

"The first Flash Mob event has hit Taipei during Chinese New Year. With Pillows.
About 50 people showed up, pillow in hand, to participate in Taiwan's first successful Flash Mob event. Organizers used Facebook to set up the date, time and locale, and could be considered the first of many."

The Snuggie Cult

[click picture for Snuggie Sightings]
The new sensation that's sweeping the nation....




My aunt has one of these :)

This definitely looks like a cult. They look like monks...or just people wearing their robes backward... Who would actually wear this in public? They look ridunkulus

I want to buy one and wear it to a Harry Potter convention

Spoken Like a True Christian...

Greg: "So it pretty much goes:
1. Beatles
2. Jesus
3. Harry Potter

Kersten: "No, Greg, that's wrong..."

Greg (thinking): Oh, here we go...

Kersten: "Harry Potter should be above the Beatles"

Greg: o_O

Karly: HA!

Toddler Hockey Fight

They can barely skate, but they've already mastered one of the fundamentals of hockey!

The only reason I watch the superbowl...

...is the commericials