It is Valentine's Day.

aka
Single Awareness Day (SAD)

Many people complain about this holiday, but I don't. It gives me one more reason to eat chocolate. I've never really understood giving flowers, because you cannot eat them. They serve no purpose except to look pretty and then die 15 minutes later.
Chocolate, on the other hand, gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy.
And happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!
*can you spot the Office and the Legally Blond references?