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Friday, January 30, 2009

Marching band IS a sport!!!

So here are the calories burned in 1 hour of these activities:

Marching band, playing instrument(walking) 236
Diving 177
Catch (football/baseball) 148
Sailing/windsurfing 177
Surfing 177
Non-competitive Volleyball 177
Competitive Volleyball 236
Water Volleyball 177
Weight lifting (light/moderate effort) 177




SO THERE STEFAN PERSON IN MY MATH CLASS!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Jelly Everlasting


"The Turritopsis Nutricula is able to revert back to a juvenile form once it mates after becoming sexually mature.
Marine biologists say the jellyfish numbers are rocketing because they need not die.
Dr Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute said: 'We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion.'"

Flibertyjibbets!!!
I want some of that immortal jelly this thing is hoarding! Just slap it on some toast and I'm good to go.

One question I will leave you with: "If you could live forever...What would you live for?"
*Twilight reference alert*

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sully Celebration

I went to the celebration for "Sully", the pilot that landed the plane on the Hudson River. It was in Danville, on the Town Green, and there were tons of people there!



Sunday, January 25, 2009

Aang Ain't White

PLEASE read this blog post by artist Derek Kirk Kim: [link]

I just don't get it. They're casting white actors for Avatar the Last Airbender, even though the creators went through painstaking efforts to depict it as a distinctly Asian theme: [link]

The fact that Hollywood is tainting all of this by casting young attractive white kids for more "appeal" is just insulting.

Even Toph would be able to see that its clearly Asian-themed, and she's blind!


WOD


Word of the Day iiiisss: Suspenseful
I LOVE that it is a toaster!!!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Human Kick Flip

Funny Pictures

Hey Kerst, maybe you and I should try this :)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump

I'm done! I promise!






















Ok, after this I will stop checking this site today, I promise! I just had to add a few more bumper stickers :)

Alley - oop!




I wish I could jump that high...

:)


Word of the day issss............COZY!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I NEED TO STOP!

I officially have a problem and need to stop uploading things. This is my last post tonight I PROMISE!!!

:)

I have no idea if this is true or not, but it doesn't really matter cuz it's still an awesome story.

Hehehehhe





























Sorry this was so long, but I needed to add these :)

A;LSRHG;AEIERHG;ALSISJG;ALSIJG;I!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!! Ok so at xmas, my family always has poppers (yay fun!) well inside these wonderful cylinders of entertainment are jokes, a random thing (mini-monopoly or a whistle or something), and a lovely paper crown. Now this year I must say the jokes were pretty terrible. Here we go! Don't be too excited, they're not funny.

Q: What is big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock eater!

....................... ok next:

Q: What goes over the water, under the water, in the water, but never touches the water?
A: An egg in a duck's belly.

WHAT?!!!!!!! Really? By the way, under the water and in the water is the same thing! okkk next:

Doctor: Is there any insanity in your family?
Woman: Yes, my husband thinks he's the boss.

I honestly think a little kid heard his mom say that line to someone and then someone heard it from him and published it. That's how unfunny it is.

AND THE BIG WINNER:

Golfer: I hate this course. This is the worst course I've ever been on.
Caddy: But this isn't the course. We left that an hour ago!


?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(If someone could explain this one to me I would greatly appreciate it, Thank you)

The greatest invention known to man...


So I've decided I'm going to just type in random words in Google images when I feel like it and see what comes up (I'll be careful that there aren't any double meanings if you catch my drift). Well the word of the day is: AWESOME

TAA DAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

COOLEST VIDEO EVER! YAY VCC!

My church showed this video and it was awesome. Enjoy!

Randommmm........

Hey this is a random quote in my math teachers class I thought was blog-worthy:

DONT STEAL! The government hates competition.





YAY MR. TOFANELLI!!!!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

San Francisco Wins



Bush street gets a makeover in San Francisco <--click for link

Obama obama obama obama

"Is America ready for a black president?"
Well, we just had a retarded one, why not?


Happy Obama day everyone!




We just witnessed history in the making, folks!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Frodo, don't wear the ring...

Flight of the Conchords is amazing


Woot! Woot!

Here's a little taste of what we are like:

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

Google


I type in "funny" in the Google search engine and this pops up. Thank God we have the internet to entertan people like me :)

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Hans?

Star Wars: Retold (By someone who hasn't seen it)

The time has come..

Girl Scout cookies!!!
Though our economy is in shambles and we're in Great Depression II, these bad boys will never stop selling like hot cakes. People are losing their jobs and their houses but they just can't resist these delicious baked goods. Cookies = Happiness
They're just so scrumptous! Especially those samoas; that's heaven wrapped in caramel and drizzled with chocolate right there.
Some heralds of good tidings and great joy (aka Girl Scouts) came to my house yesterday with their colorful forms and green vests, and we bought 5 boxes on the spot. It was a beautiful thing.
I am waiting in eager anticipation for delivery day.

Better Snapshot


Hopefully this one is easier to see.

Snapshot




Here's a taste of how annoying registration is . If you notice the 5 emails that seem to be saying the same thing, those say: "Payment Failure" and the topmost email says: "Registration Confirmed" FINALLY THANK JESUS!

Kersten was Right! .......... AGAIN!

Though surrounded by oppostion and derision, Kersten stood strong in her belief that the chipped off number on the credit card was a 6, not a 3.

In the end she proved correct...

After 6 failures she is now finally registered for Azcatraz! Huzzah!

Good Night, and Good Luck

Kersten was Right!

tor⋅tur⋅ous 
 /ˈtɔrtʃərəs/ [tawr-cher-uhs]
pertaining to, involving, or causing torture or suffering.
Origin: 1490–1500; < style="FONT-VARIANT: small-caps" href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=torture&db=luna">torture, -ous



tor⋅tu⋅ous 

 /ˈtɔrtʃuəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [tawr-choo-uhs] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1.
full of twists, turns, or bends; twisting, winding, or crooked: a tortuous path.
2.
not direct or straightforward, as in procedure or speech; intricate; circuitous: tortuous negotiations lasting for months.
3.
deceitfully indirect or morally crooked, as proceedings, methods, or policy; devious.

Spelling Fail

tortuous = torturous

Kersten thinks....but Karly is not so sure...

Azcatraz FAIL

In an incredbily frustrating turn of events, we have tried and failed 4 times to register for Azcatraz: A Harry Potter Symposium
We are painfully waiting in tortuous suspense to see if the fifth time is the charm
I would like to point out that Karly was right about the security code, but Kersten was adamant that her old, junky computer was correct.....three credit cards later, Karly's brilliant mother came and saved the day....hopefully
to be continued...