Why middlebury's admission rate is so low...

Cause they have the best Quidditch team, duh!

No, seriously though. That's half the reason why I'm applying there - to play Quidditch.


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Gleekage: Sue's Journal

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard:

Dear Journal,
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice - disaster. It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver. That quiver will lose us nationals, and without a championship I’ll lose my endorsements, and without those endorsements, I won’t be able to buy my hovercraft.

Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I’ve sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy misshapen teens. Am I missing something journal? Is it me? Of course it’s not me. It’s Will Schuester. What is it about him, journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course, it’s coming clear to me now. If I can’t destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man.”

Sue is officially my favorite character. HA!

the president is giving away free t-shirts

Thank you for your interest in public education...

What every school wants to say:

Its good to know people are still willing to make fun of miley cyrus music

I'm definitely going to start dancing like this...

*click either picture for link



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYhuwu614Y&feature=player_embedded

Animator vs. Animation

Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantART

You gotta' love Canadians...

Mad skills.


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Shrub Monkeys

As defined by Urban Dictionary:
1. shrub monkeys

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!
Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.

2. Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.
Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

http://girlamatic.com/shrubmonkeys/

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