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The best part of this website, though, is the comments:

16 Responses to “Spells” [the picture above]

1.
hollyologist says:
Cats really should read up on their Harry Potter.

2.
Hermione Granger says:
Oh no! not Crookshanks!

3.
Professor Mcgonagal says:
I Disagree.
4.
Ron Weasley says:
That bloody animal tried to kill my rat!

5.
Harry Potter says:
Guys, I hate it when you fight!

6.
Percy Weasly says:
Can we all please quiet down?! I’ll tell mum about this if you don’t go to bed, Ron!

7.
Ginny Weasley says:
Oh for Merlin’s sake, Ron! Shut up about your bloody rat!

8.
Severus Snape says:
Twenty points from Gryffindor for disturbing the peace, Mr. Weasley.

9.
Voldemort says:
Avada Kedavra.

10.
Veronica says:
This conversation makes my life.

11.
Luna Lovegood says:
It’s the nargles…

12.
Carly says:
aha its like MLIA has recruited to a new website xD

13.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore says:
Quite so, Miss Lovegood, quite so. Ten points to Ravenclaw for your astuteness.

14.
Voldemort says:
Carly and Veronica, way to ruin the streak. Damn muggles.

15.
Voldemort says:
Someone is impersonating me, I do not approve. Avada Kedavra!

16.
Bellatrix Lestrange says:
Voldy? Which one of you is you? I’m getting tired of you messing about with your horcruxes.

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Impressive Chameleon

A Chameleon is the coolest pet ever! Besides Norbert, and Arnold the Pygmy Puff, and Hedwig of course.




I'm rather impressed with this guy's Ray Ban collection as well.

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So You've Decided to Be Evil

*I discovered this website [link] via an MLIA post
Enjoy

A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

I - The Forces of Darkness II - Objectives and Goals III - Thwarting the Forces of Good IV - Careers for Evil-Doers V - Locations for your Lair VI - Evil Henchmen Guide VII - Fashion for the Evil Doer VIII - Make your own Evil Plan

Go to the website for a complete guide to evil shenanigans and more!

Griffins are what separate us from the terrorists

Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

Pure brilliance.
This is why the Onion is America's finest news source.

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MLIA's of the Day #2

Some quality HP references from MyLifeisAverage.com:

"Today, I was dragged to a college info session that I didn't want to go to. When they asked for questions, I raised my hand and said, "What does your school do to protect against the constant threat of dementors?" The lady responded, "All our professors are trained in the art of patronuses so there is nothing to worry about." I think I'll reconsider this school. MLIA"

"Today, for my birthday, my parents collectively bought me a car. I was so excited, and then noticed that my dad got me a wooden broomstick with "Nimbus 2000" written on the end in Sharpie, too. I was more excited about the broomstick. MLIA "



and I just had to add this one, cause Pokemon and Gameboys defined my childhood:

"Yesterday I brought my old Gameboy to school and played Pokemon Yellow. I got nods of approval all day. Today almost everyone in school was playing Pokemon on their old Gameboys. I feel accomplished. MLIA."

Friends

Flight of the Conchords, how I love thee...


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MLIA's of the Day

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They are way too many awesome ones to put up, so I'm just gonna post the funny HP ones I see, 'cause we kinda like Harry Potter, in case you haven't noticed. >_>

Today, my dad told me it was time for me to meet his new girlfriend. He told me to dress nicely, so when she arived I came downstairs fully clad in robes and a pointy wizard hat. My dad gasped, but his girlfriend just smiled pleasantly and asked me how my term at Hogwarts was going. I hear wedding bells. MLIA

Today, I was riding the train home when it stopped and the lights went out. The kid next to me yelled, "DEMENTORS DEMENTORS!" A few moments later, the train started again. Everyone was staring at him, but he calmly shrugged and said, "False alarm." I wish I was as cool as that kid. MLIA.

There are a surprising amount of Harry Potter fans on MLIA.com. We approve!



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My Life Is Awesome

Ok, so you've all heard of Fmylife.com:

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

and possibly even Givesmehope.com (like FML but for Optimists!):

"While at the mall, a friend and I spotted an elderly man sitting alone on a bench. We bought a card, and wrote a happy message inside, gave it to him, and walked away. About an hour later, he found us again, and said our card had lifted his spirits immensely, as his wife had just died a few weeks ago. He then handed us both a pretty pink rose. GMH."

but, here at Blog Pocket, our favorite by far is MyLifeisAverage.com because it is just pure awesomeness.
(if you think about it, MLIA could also stand for my life is awesome)
here's some good 'uns:

"Today, I ordered 6pc chicken nuggets from McDonald's. I opened the box and found 7 pieces. This happened to me several times before at the same McDonald's branch, with the same guy behind the register. He's courting me by making me fat. I think I love him now. MLIA "

"Today, I found out Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 comes out on my birthday. I am now going to spend my 21st birthday with Harry instead of getting drunk. I still think this will be the best day ever. MLIA "

"Today I was holding auditions for a student film where each actress brought in a headshot as well as a resume. Under one of the actress's special skills section she put "and I can build a mean fort." I know who I'll be casting. MLIA. "

"Today, I was looking through my room for my cell phone. I found a yo-yo. I stopped looking for my cell phone. MLIA "

"Last week I took a biology quiz on the immune system. Not knowing the answer to "what specific forces protect the body from illness" I wrote: Chuck Norris. Today I got that quiz back, not only did the teacher give me full credit for my answer, she also wrote a chuck norris joke on the bottom of the page. I love biology. MLIA "

"Today my High School announced the theme for our homecoming dance. Apparently our student council is filled with devoted MLIA readers, as I will be attending a Harry Potter themed formal. MLIA. "

"Today, I was walking down a busy sidewalk. A man stopped me and leaned to whisper in my ear. I was really creeped out, until he said "Pretend to be scared in three seconds" Three seconds later, his four year old son hopped out from behind a tree with zombie face paint on and yelled BOOOOOOOOO! I screamed and ran away, flailing my arms. MLIA. "

"Today, my language teacher gave our class a huge writing assignment for over the weekend. After a series of moans from the rest of my class, I shouted in my best British accent, "But sir, it's quidditch tomorrow!" He laughed, and made the paper due later. Guess who's his new favorite student? MLIA."

They also have an "average word of the day," which, yesteday was "rope."
Awesome.