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Sunday, August 30, 2009

So You've Decided to Be Evil


*I discovered this website [link] via an MLIA post
Enjoy
A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.


I - The Forces of Darkness

II - Objectives and Goals

III - Thwarting the Forces of Good

IV - Careers for Evil-Doers

V - Locations for your Lair

VI - Evil Henchmen Guide

VII - Fashion for the Evil Doer

VIII - Make your own Evil Plan



Go to the website for a complete guide to evil shenanigans and more!


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