My Life Is Awesome

Ok, so you've all heard of Fmylife.com:

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

and possibly even Givesmehope.com (like FML but for Optimists!):

"While at the mall, a friend and I spotted an elderly man sitting alone on a bench. We bought a card, and wrote a happy message inside, gave it to him, and walked away. About an hour later, he found us again, and said our card had lifted his spirits immensely, as his wife had just died a few weeks ago. He then handed us both a pretty pink rose. GMH."

but, here at Blog Pocket, our favorite by far is MyLifeisAverage.com because it is just pure awesomeness.
(if you think about it, MLIA could also stand for my life is awesome)
here's some good 'uns:

"Today, I ordered 6pc chicken nuggets from McDonald's. I opened the box and found 7 pieces. This happened to me several times before at the same McDonald's branch, with the same guy behind the register. He's courting me by making me fat. I think I love him now. MLIA "

"Today, I found out Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 comes out on my birthday. I am now going to spend my 21st birthday with Harry instead of getting drunk. I still think this will be the best day ever. MLIA "

"Today I was holding auditions for a student film where each actress brought in a headshot as well as a resume. Under one of the actress's special skills section she put "and I can build a mean fort." I know who I'll be casting. MLIA. "

"Today, I was looking through my room for my cell phone. I found a yo-yo. I stopped looking for my cell phone. MLIA "

"Last week I took a biology quiz on the immune system. Not knowing the answer to "what specific forces protect the body from illness" I wrote: Chuck Norris. Today I got that quiz back, not only did the teacher give me full credit for my answer, she also wrote a chuck norris joke on the bottom of the page. I love biology. MLIA "

"Today my High School announced the theme for our homecoming dance. Apparently our student council is filled with devoted MLIA readers, as I will be attending a Harry Potter themed formal. MLIA. "

"Today, I was walking down a busy sidewalk. A man stopped me and leaned to whisper in my ear. I was really creeped out, until he said "Pretend to be scared in three seconds" Three seconds later, his four year old son hopped out from behind a tree with zombie face paint on and yelled BOOOOOOOOO! I screamed and ran away, flailing my arms. MLIA. "

"Today, my language teacher gave our class a huge writing assignment for over the weekend. After a series of moans from the rest of my class, I shouted in my best British accent, "But sir, it's quidditch tomorrow!" He laughed, and made the paper due later. Guess who's his new favorite student? MLIA."

They also have an "average word of the day," which, yesteday was "rope."
Awesome.