I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!! Ok so at xmas, my family always has poppers (yay fun!) well inside these wonderful cylinders of entertainment are jokes, a random thing (mini-monopoly or a whistle or something), and a lovely paper crown. Now this year I must say the jokes were pretty terrible. Here we go! Don't be too excited, they're not funny.
Q: What is big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big red rock eater!
....................... ok next:
Q: What goes over the water, under the water, in the water, but never touches the water?
A: An egg in a duck's belly.
WHAT?!!!!!!! Really? By the way, under the water and in the water is the same thing! okkk next:
Doctor: Is there any insanity in your family?
Woman: Yes, my husband thinks he's the boss.
I honestly think a little kid heard his mom say that line to someone and then someone heard it from him and published it. That's how unfunny it is.
AND THE BIG WINNER:
Golfer: I hate this course. This is the worst course I've ever been on.
Caddy: But this isn't the course. We left that an hour ago!
?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(If someone could explain this one to me I would greatly appreciate it, Thank you)
Pincers
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